chris jericho wearing a suit appreciation~
i just said i ain’t into ears, man. jesus. get your old damn eyeballs checked.
Fuck you, my eyeballs are perfectly fine.
girls are more fun cause they got three places you can stick a dick. well… five if you’re into ears. that’s fuckin weird, even for me.
You gonna fuck her til she’s deaf?
Filth’s gonna carve your ass if that shit happens, brother.
only ass i stick my dick in is tiny’s but the sentiment is appreciated.
Only ass I stick my dick in is Filth’s. I ain’t sticking my dick nowhere else.
Except his mouth, of course. Dessert is always fun after the main course.
fuck you. my john hancock is legible… kinda.
Ahem. Just returning the favor.
adding ‘pain in the ass’ to my resume. legit.
Oh I’m sure it’ll look nice and neat with your signature, Psycho.
you do that. i’ll probably still be there. i’m kinda hard to get rid of.
…so I’ve noticed. Kinda like a leech.
jus like makin you uncomfortable.
Phil? Babe, anyone?
they’re comin to get you, barbara.
or somethin. don’t listen to me cause i’m half asleep and a little tipsy. any time is a good time for miller time.
…I’m scarred for motherfucking life. Be right back. Gonna brush my teeth, tidy up, and fuck the shit out of my man to get you out of my head.